Jul 30

When I was packing my lunch last night, I forgot to include my usual NutriGrain bar for breakfast. Blackberry is my favorite, followed by Cherry, Strawberry, Raspberry and Apple.

So, I went to the vending machine in the lunch room and all they had as far as breakfast foods went were Frosted Strawberry Pop-Tarts. Seeing as I haven’t had a Pop-Tart since I was about 8 years old, I decided to give it a try. Sadly, I can sum up my Pop-Tart experience very succinctly.

Gross.

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Jul 29

Well, I’m sure you’ve heard the bad news by now. Today, the Parent company Bennigan’s filed Chapter 7 (liquidation) Bankruptcy.

Immediately upon hearing the news, I got an hankering for a Turkey O’Toole. You know how you always want what you suddenly can’t have? That’s what this was.

So, on the way home, I stopped at Publix, got the ingredients and made my own Turkey O’Toole for dinner. It was delish! Even better than I expected it to be and tasted just like the sandwich you get at Bennigan’s.

The creation of this sandwich is a very complex and delicate procedure. So, please follow this handy guide to ensure no one gets hurt.

Enjoy!

Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 1 sandwich / Amount Per Serving: Calories 505, Total Fat 9g, Saturated Fat 4.5g, Cholesterol 75mg, Sodium 1,195mg, Total Carbohydrate 66g, Dietary Fiber 3g, Sugars 3g, Protein 41g.

written by cybercjh

Jul 17

Has anyone seen the recent Burger King commercial?

The premise is there are some teenagers are at a Wendy’s drive-thru trying to order a Whopper. The Wendy’s employee says, “We’re not Burger King. We don’t have that here. Do you want a Sour Cream and Chive potato?”

HELL YES I WANT A SOUR CREAM AND CHIVE POTATO!

Obviously, Burger King is trying to say Wendy’s has stupid food and Burger King has good food. But, it’s painfully apparent to me that the people that made this commercial have never visited a Burger King or a Wendy’s. Because clearly, they’re totally in the dark about what kind of food Burger King sells. Who are they trying to fool? Wendy’s runs circles around Burger King when it comes to quality, taste and value as far as I’m concerned. Burger King’s food is gross.

I went to Wendy’s for lunch today. I had a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, a large chili and an iced tea. Everything was deee-lish.

P.S. WTF are Apple Fries anyway?! Burger King, get a clue.

written by cybercjh

Jun 27

The Friday Pig-Out
Mozzarella Sticks (hhhhhmmmmmmm … fried cheese …)
Unsweet Iced Tea

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Jun 26

Chicken Soup (not good)
Mixed Fruit
Water

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Jun 25

(A much smaller container of…) Spanish Rice
Watermelon
Left over water from yesterday.

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Jun 24

Chinese Rice
Mixed Fruit
Water

written by cybercjh