Jul 15

Pretty soon, when you check in online for your flight on Delta, United, USAirways, Continental or Northwest, you’ll be bombarded with ads.

The page that will display your boarding pass will be splashed with coupons, weather information and restaurant and event promotions for your destination. Delta is the first airline to implement this bulls*it. The rest of the airlines will be following soon.

As further evidence that the airlines are completely out of touch with reality, Continental said, “We are eager because we expect to make a nice profit while delighting customers.”

Hey Continental, you want to delight me? Get me there on time and don’t lose my luggage.

written by cybercjh


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