May 02
How do you confuse Bush with Obama? Seriously.
Even Helen Keller would have been able to tell them apart.
May 02
Hey, buddy … NEWSFLASH.
Despite what your mom told you, you’re not Jesus.
I’m meeting with a recruiter on Thursday in an effort to hasten my departure. I thought of describing this place as overly political, but that word isn’t an accurate description. The word political makes it sound like there’s some respected and established system of policies in place. It’s not like that here. It’s more like … the popular table from the sixth grade cafeteria. If you ain’t sittin’ there, you ain’t cool and if you ain’t cool, don’t even think for a moment you can talk to those that are. Sort of brings to mind Wayne and Garth going, “We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!” You know, the kid that you thought would be a gas jockey for the rest of his life but somehow ended up in upper middle management. Now, how does that happen?
