Feb 14

hillary

Hillary Clinton (Democrat) vs George W. Bush (Republican) …

  • Clinton: She’s not George Bush. 
    Bush: He is George Bush.
  • Clinton: She’s a democrat.
    Bush: He’s a republican.
  • Clinton: She will lower taxes for middle class families.
    Bush: He tried to do this, but ended up giving most of the tax breaks to rich people.
  • Clinton: She will provide quality, affordable health care to every American.
    Bush: He recently vetoed a bill that would have given health care to kids. In his mind, healthcare has nothing to do with profits for the oil companies. So, he’s not interested.
  • Clinton: She will make college accessible and affordable.
    Bush: What’s college?
  • Clinton: She will confront the growing problems in the housing market.
    Bush: His administration created the problems in the housing market.
  • Clinton: She will bolster retirement security by promoting savings and investment. 
    Bush: This also has nothing to do with profits for the oil companies. He don’t wanna hear it.
  • Clinton: She will move towards balanced budgets.
    Bush: Forced America to live off foreign credit while he helped bolster profits for and protect the oil companies.
  • Clinton: She will harness innovation to create the high-wage jobs of the 21st century.
    Bush: Buy more gas!
  • Clinton: She will create a $50 billion Strategic Energy Fund to jumpstart research and development of alternative energies, in part by taking tax subsidies away from the oil companies.
    Bush: Buy more gas!
  • Clinton: She will strengthen unions and ensure our trade laws work for all Americans.
    Bush: Will you please go fill your tank?!

written by cybercjh