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Using Altavista, I translated my blog entry called A Saturday of fun on Delta Airlines from English into Spanish and then back into English. The result is hilarious. But, I do have warped sense of humor. Read on for a laugh. I highlighted what I thought were the funniest bits in red.

Saturday, Of January The 26, 2008

• 8:00am : We arrived @ FLL for our flight from 10:00am at ATL. We verified ours curbside of the purses and the agent says to us that our flight is working near 20 minutes takes.
• 8:30am : We happened surely and we obtained to the door. The sample says that our flight outside FLL now to program to leave near 1 hour + 10 minutes takes. Therefore, we are right to hang towards outside in FLL. They have ring of free foam and a Dunkin without threads. Therefore, he is not no diverse then ones to be in the country unless the seats are very uncomfortable after awhile.
   
  People down have been encamping towards outside in the floor since we obtained here. I heard to one of her opinion that it has here been from midnight or 2:00am. It goes to Zimbabwe or something. Dunno I … could not oírlo.
   

• 8:45am : The automated system of the delta finishes calling my telephone of the cell to say I that need our connection in ATL and reindeer have reserved automatically in the following flight to PHL in Atlantic surorientales air lines in 2:58pm, arriving 5:09pm. (note: The HANDLE has the worse lost file of the baggage in the domestic industry of the air line. In fact, I avoid the HANDLE at all costs. I do not give to our luggage much occasion.)
• 12:18pm : Finally we removed for ATL near 2 hours + 13 minutes takes. We watched the network of the food and the channel of the time in the way.
  
• 1:57pm : We arrived in ATL and we make our way to the following door.
    
• 2:45pm : Our flight to PHL assumes to go away in near 15 minutes, but nobody is in the plane still. Why? He is broken. They are obtaining a spare part plane now.
    
• 3:30pm: We are on board and the 70 seats are ocupadan. But, according to the ASÁs open, one assumes there only to be 68 people to I embroider. Stowaways are 2.
    
• 3:45pm : They obtained it classified towards outside. Both miscreants was used of the air line. We were in the first two seats, we simultaneously watched and we listened to whereas employees of the air line to the front of the plane called both, one, and admonished by somebody to that I assume a certain class of supervisor. I heard that something on how there was a change of the change in the door whereas the flight raised and the turn by day did not say the turn at night that both used they were going to be in that flight and the turn by day never makes its work correctly. That type of conversation does not have to happen in front of its passengers. Throw outside of them towards in jetway and háblele there in private. It does not shake his dirty laundry in front of his clients. That one is hardly bad sense of the business.
• 3:57pm : We removed for PHL 59 minutes takes.
• 5:14pm : Amazingly, we hardly landed in PHL 5 minutes behind the schedule. We go to the demand of the baggage where we hoped… and we hoped… and we hoped. Our purses do not appear. Therefore, we go to the office of the baggage. Said our purses they will make a flight last of ATL and will be given to our hotel of night.
• 6:15pm : We obtained in our car of rent of Hertz (a HHR – the moving body of the Mortuary) and will not begin. The battery must be dead. Therefore, we emigrated through the portion of the parking that congeals without the layer of the winter (it was in our luggage) and we are stopped in a very long line in the accountant. They gave to a new car – a fusion us of Ford.
• 7:30pm : The Web site of the delta says that our purses have been and that they will be given to the hotel between 9pm and 9am.

Domingo, Of January The 27, 2008

• 4:45am :  I rise and I verify the counter. Our purses have still not arrived.
• 7:30am :  I call the counter. However, no purses. I call the delayed number of the baggage of the delta. The representative (in India) says to me that he cannot make any thing until 9am because the service of delivery has a window of the delivery of 12 hours (9pm – 9am). I ask that for the number the service to him so to me of delivery it can call to see if they even have my purses. He said that ‘they do not authorize’ to give me to that number.
• 8:45am: I verify again with the counter and still they do not have our purses. Therefore, I call the posteriora part of the delta and the representing one finally obtains in tact with the service of delivery and it says to me that they do not have our purses. He tried to call the office of the baggage in PHL, but they did not answer. Therefore, it behind suggests call of I on some hours.
• 9:00am: I call delta another time (the figure of I the wheel chillona obtains the oil.) It puts to me in grasping and tries to make contact with enemy with the office of the baggage in PHL. He can obtain a grasping of them but they do not know where they are my purses. It also suggests call of I behind on some hours.
• 9:15am: I call delta again. They put to me in grasping and the agent becomes and she says to me that he cannot obtain in tact with the service of delivery or the office of the baggage. He says that he sent the office of the baggage a message and thats behind suggested call of I on some hours
• 9:30am : I call delta again. They put to me again in grasping whereas it tries to make contact with enemy with the office of the baggage. After awhile, it becomes in the line and says that he confirmed that our purses arrived in PHL from ATL this morning and the service of delivery has it in its possession. They must be given soon.
• 1:00pm : Our purses finally are given to the hotel. But, after calls only repeated to the delayed number of the baggage of the delta (I mention them I am in India). We had of length since gone to Kohl and bought and washed a little new matter to use for the day.

I have hope that the rest of the trip will be less tension and more diversion:)

written by cybercjh \\ tags: Delta